1. Mayonnaise
2. Vanity License Plates
3. Cats
4. Laziness
5.Spiders
6.Selfishness
7. People who neglect job responsibilities
8. Girls who wear sunglasses that cover up the majority of their face
9. Hipsters
10. Creed
1. Mayonnaise is probably the nastiest substance known to man. It looks like a bodily secretion and is terrible for you. I don't understand why people eat it. DISGUSTING!
2. Vanity license plates are like an advertisement on the back of your car saying "hi I am a douche, and I payed extra money to get a stupid misspelled word on the back of my car." JERKS!
3. Cats are the most annoying domesticated animal ever. The are trained to shit, on scented rocks, in some corner of your house. All cats secretly hate all humans and people that own cats are in denial. Denial is not the only thing cat owners are, they are also weird, don't have any friends, anti-social, reclusive, smelly or trying to put off the "I'm a really cool artist kinda vibe." SUCKERS!
4. Laziness one of the least admirable traits a person can have. No one appreciates someone who does nothing. Get off your ass and make things happen. Stop wasting your life. STUPID!
5. Spiders are another one of God's creature I do not like. I don't have anything bad to say about them, I just live in fear of them. Spiders are actually pretty bad ass. CREEPY!
6. Selfishness is completely aggravating. It just pisses people off. That is why sharing is one of the concepts that is first taught to children. Stop being stingy, it's unbecoming. FUCKERS!
7. People that neglect any type of responsibility piss me off, but especially when that responsibility is work related. You are getting paid to do your job, so fucking do it. QUIT!
8. Girls that wear sunglasses that cover up the majority of their face are just dumb to look at. It's like I am so hot I am just going to wear this mask. The huge glasses do not make you more attractive, they just make your head look really small. BITCH!
9. Hipster is a term I use for people that are wannabe hippies. Just because you listen to Phish, Widespread Panic, The Grateful Dead, go to "shows", try and buy local, love organic food, shop at thrift stores, have dreadlocks, smoke pot the list could go on, DOES NOT make you a hippy. It just makes you another asshole buying into another type of image. Congratulations you unoriginal fucks! The 60's and 70's came and went. Sorry. SMELLY!
10. Creed is the worst band ever. Scott Stapp can eat shit. Stop making whatever it is that you make. THANKS!
